There is a story that is quickly becoming Urban Legend. Ankarino and Conor have been planning an animated series about it even. I am here to mark the moment to remember what the truth is.

One night while Vince, Ankarino and Myself were playing Hockey, we ordered some pizza. After they both left, I went to bed. In the middle of the night I was awoken by Amy asking me if I put the Pizza away. I had my ear plugs in so I had to ask "What?" a few times. Finally I said very annoyingly, "Yes, of course i put the pizza away! Go to sleep!"

I then felt Amy lifting the covers and asking again "Are you sure?". "YES! Go to sleep!" I yelled. I was then slapped across the face with sauce, cheese and soggy dough. "Then what is this?!?!?" she asked.

"ROSCOE!!!!"

I just laughed and got out of bed and cleaned up the mess.

Somehow, Roscoe decided to get up in the middle of the night and go downstairs to check if we left any scraps out. He then opened the pizza box, took a slice out and had the nerve to bring it upstairs, jump up on our king size bed (You have to picture how little he is and how high he had to jump with a slice of pizza in his mouth) and eat it in the bed!

The way Amy set me up and then slapped me down is so amazing, that it can only truly be told in an animated comic.